Me: Greg, can I have him?
Greg: NO! And what is he?
Me: How about this guy?
Greg: Look at all that hair! C'mon!
Me: Oh, oh! How about this beautiful Barred Owl?!!
Greg: You're not allowed to have an owl!
Me: If I was a licensed wildlife rehabilitator I could have all the hawks and owls I wanted!
Greg: Lord help me!
